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Getting Jess'd means stating something to a group and being totally ignored by the group. Later another person suggests the very same thing and everyone thinks the suggestion is brilliant. The first person gets none of the credit for the idea.
"I suggested we go to dinner and no one said anything. Jane said we should go to dinner and everyone agreed. I totally got Jess'd."
Jess'd by RunningKathy October 17, 2013
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a extremely gorgeous popular myspace girl. Some hate her, some love her.famous for adding just about everyone she saw, and joining about a million trains.typical black hair, thinks she is really a doll, pretty smile, pretty eyes, but has 4563425652 friends on myspace/vampirefreaks. and good thing is she actually talks to you if you send her a comment/message whatever. she isn't bitchy or a "poser" like (Jac Vanek,kiki kannibal,dakota rose,audrey kitching, etc). and did i mention she is incredibly sexy? (;
Exp. 1:
Person 1: OMFG did you see the new jess doll pictures last night on her myspace?
Person 2: zomg! Yeah! She is sooooooo amazingly hot!!!
jess doll by damienxsuicide November 3, 2010

Jess Darby 

Fucking dumb slag with a foot fetish and has HIV from fucking her dog and likes nothing more but to glare into your soul
Jess Darby is ukers
Jess Darby by 101anonymous101 December 4, 2018
a famous myspace girl who has lots of friends and lots of haters and fakes.
jess doll by mellanychocoba23 November 3, 2010

Jess Duff 

another word for a goose
look it's a group of jess duffs
Jess Duff by Tylah Wilson November 28, 2017

Jess dunn 

Jess dunn by De real truth December 27, 2019

Bully a Jess day 

Everyday of the year where you get to physically and verbally abuse a Jess/Jessica and they’re unable to retaliate. This is lots of fun for you to have with your melons called Jess.
“Oh heyyyy it’s bully a Jess day today” said linda

“Jess come here” said nicola

*punches jess*

Everyone: “looollllllll”
Bully a Jess day by 69ordoggystyle October 24, 2019
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