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Geek'd Jerky
Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.
Geek'd Jerky by Yung Drizzy July 29, 2009
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jerky drapes
A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.
Also known as: Beef Curtains
Also known as: Beef Curtains
Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.
I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.
My mom has jerky drapes.
I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.
My mom has jerky drapes.
jerky drapes by gettin jiggy February 27, 2009
beef jerky dog
beef jerky dog by Caorlisn December 26, 2020
beef jerky in a dress
a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
beef jerky in a dress by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
drunk jessy
One drunk-ass female. Must consist of two of the following four elements:
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
1) Incoherent story telling, usually accompanied by dramatic hand movements and vivid expressions.
2) The delusion that everyone is taking her shit (ie, car keys, cigarettes, boyfriend, etc...)
3) The inability to say "Wow, that last drink really put me over, I should probably stop drinking!"
4) Constant reassurance to others that she will "totally remember EVERYTHING tomorrow" when in actuality, everyone can tell by the glossy eyed stare that she is completely blacked out.
If you encounter two of these four components in a drunk female, you will be assured a very entertaining time with a drunk jessy. Maybe shortened to dj or D.J.
Wow, that bitch sure was one drunk jessy.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
Whenever my girlfiend starts doing shots, she becomes a drunk jessy.
Yea, if Deborah drinks one more beer, she be the drunk jessy of the night.
drunk jessy by Kay Cee September 17, 2008
dick jerky
a term used to describe a male who hasn't gotten laid in so long that his penis has dried and shriveled up to almost nothing. This person becomes insecure and angry towards the world. He compensates for these feelings by going on power trips and belittling others to make himself feel superior.
Police Officers, asshole managers, republicans,etc.......
Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.
Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.
Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!
Ben(line cook): Hey Dave, I finished all the cleanup and everything looks good, can I go now, my wife is in labor at the hospital.
Dave(manager): Well, that's great but I'm going to need you to detail the fryer machine too......that would be great, thanks.
Ben: You're such a fuckin' piece of dick jerky Dave. I QUIT!!
dick jerky by dragonzombie October 16, 2009