Jesse'd
when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.
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jesse'd
when have a girl over with the intention of hooking up with her, only to find out at the zero hour that she is on her rag.
jesse'd by hankmoody13 April 21, 2011
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Jesse s'd
The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:
a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above
Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"
a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above
Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"
"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."
"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"
"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."
"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"
"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."
Jesse s'd by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008
Jesse de Silva
the hottest 18th-century guy around! deep brown eyes, white scar on his eyebrow, VERY impressive abs, ... transparent body... (well, not anymore)
Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!
"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
Jesse de Silva is like, on the top 10 list of hottest boys on earth! He's from the mediator series by Meg Cabot, and i LOVE him! i know he's not real, but i really did fall for the guy!!
"his voice! so deep, it seemed to reverberate down my spine. it was Jesse's voice alright, but suddenly, it was in surround sound, it was THX..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
"never had I been so aware of the way his dark hair curled against the back of his tanned neck; the deep brown of his eyes; the whiteness of his teeth; the strength in those long legs as he knelt down beside me..." - the mediator 6 - meg cabot
Jesse de Silva by hOtnSpiCY92 June 11, 2006
Jesse Delgado
Jesse Delgado by Xtremecheese August 2, 2016
Jesse Duncan
1. To state the truth while others' impressions of the statement believe something completely different.
2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.
3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.
2. To convince someone that the truth is exagerated without actually exagerating it.
3. To piss someone off by talking and not understanding how.
John: "I just won the lottery!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"
Bob: "Really, that's awesome, can I borrow some money?"
John: "No. I only won seventeen dollars."
Bob: "John, you just Jesse Duncan(ed) me!"
Jesse Duncan by OMN I POTENT June 9, 2009
Jess'd
Getting Jess'd means stating something to a group and being totally ignored by the group. Later another person suggests the very same thing and everyone thinks the suggestion is brilliant. The first person gets none of the credit for the idea.
"I suggested we go to dinner and no one said anything. Jane said we should go to dinner and everyone agreed. I totally got Jess'd."
Jess'd by RunningKathy October 17, 2013
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