when one indulges in a late night, ill-advised meal, showing complete and total disregard for consequences, including weight gain, physical discomfort, or personal shame.
Oh man, I really Jesse'd last night. Crushed a blueberry pie at like 12:30, and passed right out afterwards. I woke up swollen, with blueberry all over my shirt and face.
by JD Lewis October 11, 2018
when have a girl over with the intention of hooking up with her, only to find out at the zero hour that she is on her rag.
dude! i totally got jesse'd by that girl last night!
by hankmoody13 April 3, 2011