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Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
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The worst type of person. Someone who has done unforgivable things. Usually said when someone loses all of your respect. Or a surprisingly stupid person
Guy 1: heil hitler1!

Guy 2: He was a coink and so are you
Coink by Satirical1ne June 24, 2015
Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Choink by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019

coinkidink 

The Classical Latin pronunciation of "coincidence".
Mehercule, ego quoque veni, vidi, vici! Talis coincidenc est!
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)
coinkidink by vladvlad April 30, 2006
Similar to a doink but more croinky.
Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...
croink by Berkus November 6, 2019

Coinkadink 

It’s a coinkadink that we met at the same place!
Coinkadink by PLUCKI* September 9, 2020