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Choinked
Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
Choinked by fat obese lady May 15, 2022
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Coink
The worst type of person. Someone who has done unforgivable things. Usually said when someone loses all of your respect. Or a surprisingly stupid person
Coink by Satirical1ne June 24, 2015
Choink
Noun.
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.
1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.
2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.
(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.
Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Choink by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
coinkidink
Mehercule, ego quoque veni, vidi, vici! Talis coincidenc est!
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)
(By Hercules, I too came, saw, and conquered! What a coinkidink!)
coinkidink by vladvlad April 30, 2006
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