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Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
Choink by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
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Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
choink by CharlieChoinkVerb December 10, 2008
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A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation
Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"

Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
Choink by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021
A fat blunt
We smoke choinks in the 806 -jshor
Choink by Jshor December 15, 2016
A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)
They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest
Choink by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019
Choink it to express a feeling of "having a good time" even in dire situations
Example: My car just blew up but I'm having a choink of a time.
Choink by Hilux249 April 13, 2020

Choink Poink

When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away
Guys ur on the diagonal you gotta choink poink and then peace out
Choink Poink by Laura Shingledinger February 29, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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