croink

Similar to a doink but more croinky.

Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...

by Berkus November 6, 2019

croink

a derogatory term for a fanatical born-again christian freak. these people are usually pro-life and hate homosexuals.

those stupid croinks are protesting at yet another abortion clinic.

by leftyinGermany February 20, 2009

Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

Crinkly Dinker

"crinkly dinker" describes someone or something that's needlessly complex, confusing, or inefficient. It could imply that the person or thing is causing unnecessary complications or difficulties due to their actions or attributes.

Despite his promises of efficiency, his approach to project management turned out to be a crinkly dinker, leading to unnecessary complications and delays.

by Beancakeman August 17, 2023

Croiky

Same meaning as "crikey", but used by someone who also says "roight".

Ian: Croiky! He spotted us! Quick! Use the tranquilizer gun!
Bobby: Roight!

by Anon1963 March 19, 2009

Cronkle

The hardened portion of lotion or soap that unites at the tip of the bottle (or tube) dispenser

Aw man! My new lubriderm already formed a cronkle! (noun)

I rubbed it into my hand and got friggen cronkled! (verb)

“Mom I told you not to buy the cronkly soap again!” “Derrek you’re 46 and still living in my basement, I think you can go buy your own soap!” (adjective)

by smartwoman12368 January 17, 2019

Cronkers

The best, most epic minecraft Youtuber ever.
With swag gamer epic skills and is generally just really cool epic gamer swag.
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by Cronkers February 12, 2020