Choink

Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)
Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.
by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019
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Choink

A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation
Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"

Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"
by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021
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Choink

We smoke choinks in the 806 -jshor
by Jshor December 16, 2016
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Choink

A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)
They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest
by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019
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Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.
Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”
by fat obese lady May 16, 2022
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choink

Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)
example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.
by CharlieChoinkVerb December 21, 2006
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Choink Poink

When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away
Guys ur on the diagonal you gotta choink poink and then peace out
by Laura Shingledinger March 01, 2024
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