Choink

Noun.

Suffixes: Choinky, Choinkle.

1. A person whose personality is that of cheesy and absurd.

2. A scenario that is unpleasant, cheesy, and absurd.

(Frustrating and Cringy)

Example 1. Why is the acting in this movie so Choinky.

Example 2. Why do you have to be such a Choink.

Example 3. Can you stop acting less idiotic you Choinkle.

by Choinkle of Guy March 25, 2019

choink

Noun.

-choinked/choinking

1. to steal, snatch or take.
(usually in a playfull manner)

-related terms:
choinkable (adjective)
choinker (noun)
choinkingly (adverb)

example 1. I am choinking your black Ticonderoga HB pencil.

example 2. I will choink your cookies and milk.

example 3. Pirates choinked his treasure.

by CharlieChoinkVerb December 10, 2008

Choink

A term for when an alien life form shoots sperm out of a penile-like appendage via ejaculation

Alien 1: "Urg babe I'm about to freakin' choink"

Alien 2: "Launch your cute little choink juice babe"

by Nolan the Alien Babe :3 August 13, 2021

Choink

A fat blunt

We smoke choinks in the 806 -jshor

by Jshor December 15, 2016

Choink

A choink is a very respectable group of middle aged men. They have a 3 foot long cock that they use to destroy the world. They hate nigger, spics, and Arabs. They will burn you at stake if they find out you a doink(doink- arch nemesis of choink)

They choink master is waiting for you at the rape fest

by Choink Master Nolan March 21, 2019

Choink

Choink it to express a feeling of "having a good time" even in dire situations

Example: My car just blew up but I'm having a choink of a time.

by Hilux249 April 13, 2020

Choink Poink

When Emma kok jabs her right elbow into her side, moans abt it, and then says voila and shimmy cocos away

Guys ur on the diagonal you gotta choink poink and then peace out

by Laura Shingledinger February 29, 2024