When something is croinky, it is said that it is dank or somewhat related to the devils lettuce.
Ottman: Maaaaaaaaarrrrrcccc brooooo.... That big bag of green was croinky as fuck. Not quite as croinky as this big bag of ket though.... Rrraaaaaaarrrgggghhgg!!!!!!!!
Marc: Bro I need a croink.
Ben: Croinkus croinkus croinkus?
Toucan: ANTHOOOONNYYY??
Marc: stfu toucan, I want my croink croink croinkus. toucan toucan toucan toucan...