Choinked

Choinked is when you’re getting a blowjob and she is too toothy with it, and she scraped your mushroom tip with her teeth.

Glen: “Dude, I’ve had to free-ball now for 6 weeks ‘cause Stephany Choinked the fuck out my tip dog for real. Shit be more sore then a tube of preparation H.”

Kevin: “Dude, seriously, I hate when my tip gets Choinked so now I only get my top spun from bitches with no teeth. Feels like butter now and I haven’t been Choinked in 3 years. Feels good bro seriously.”

by fat obese lady May 15, 2022

chonked

looking like you are on drugs - high, stoned

dude you look so chonked

by filter2700 August 13, 2007

chinked

To be deceived into purchasing a product designed in mainland China, which is defective or of lower quality than expected.

Don't buy that $5 powerbank, it set my pants on fire.

Stop letting yourself get chinked.

by whitish1867 May 2, 2017

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

chinked

stoned.
why? Because your eyes get all squinty.

"Dude, I am so chinked, I can't smoke anymore"

by Jes F October 16, 2003

chinked out

It`s a kind of music created by Wang Leehom (Asian Singer) who incoprates east and west sounds to his music. he make this kind of music since 2004 in his album "Shengri-la" he incoporates hip hop,R&B pop with tibet,and other asian music. in his new album "Heroes OF Earth" Released in 2006 got pekin opera on it
If you want to heard leehom chinked-out music serch in youtube:
Leehom
Chinked-Out
Shengri-La
Heroes Of Earth

Leehom Chinked-Ou(chinked out)t Albums:
SENGRI-LA
HEROES OF EARTH

by ForeverFire July 19, 2007

chinked

The situation that arises when one is so high off of marijuana that they can't open their eyes.

"Those three bowls of kief got me chinked"

"I wish I could watch the game but I'm chinked"

"I usually wear sunglasses when I'm chinked"

by FreeDubsacksForEveryone February 7, 2013