chudwaffle

What you are called by the highwaymen in the prison in far cry new dawn

"your new name is... Chudwaffle go to your workstation Chudwaffle!"

by Digger naggot January 19, 2020

Chudwaffle

the act of shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the lid

my girlfriend cheated on my so i turned left her the result of my chudwaffle

by karrington von schnitzel June 1, 2020

chudmuffler

One who enjoys sucking fecal matter out of another's anal tract.

"Jon is a weird guy, I hear he is a chudmuffler."

by Andy! November 24, 2006

chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle

Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle

by will moghanloo September 11, 2006

Chwaffles

A combination of chicken and waffles. A shorter, catchy term being integrated into the negro community.

Bob : I could really go for some chicken and waffles right now!

Tyrone: Nigga I feel that, lets go get some chwaffles.

by RedHotNegro August 1, 2013

cumwaffle

A rather douchy douchebag, also known as colin

Did you hear that colin is a MAJOOORRRR cumwaffle???

by jamessss12342 October 16, 2008

Cutwaffle

When someone is being a cunt and twat at the same time. Most of the time you want to throw a chancla at them so they can stop being a FUCKTARD

Alicia is being a cutwaffle because she is always bitchy and like to start shit.

by 23xo October 30, 2018