cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.

A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.

by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

cobwaffling

A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.

A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.

Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle

Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficult time, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.

by Paris July 8, 2003

Robwaffler

Mothers named Eilish giving birth to marking scheme merchants known as Robert Ferrys

Bdog; Here will you ever stop learning off the poxy marking schemes

Rob Ferry; how are ye doing ben, no I’m a Robwaffler

by Quishfish February 8, 2022

cogwaffle

A type of swear/cuss word used to insult another....comes from the United Kingdom (mostly England)

A: I say! You are not quite the chrochet player I expected.

B: How dare you! You Cogwaffle!!

by )*BeepBeep094*( December 3, 2010

coxwaffle

The sexual act of jizzing in a waffle iron and then forcing your partner to eat it

i made my girlfriend a coxwaffle

by larry3317 May 22, 2024

Cockwaffler

NORTHERN IRISH SLANG

A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.

"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"

by Maddalious September 15, 2025