cobwaffler
A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.
cobwaffler by Lovahhh July 15, 2003
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cobwaffling
A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.
A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.
Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.
Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
cobwaffling by Paris July 8, 2003
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NORTHERN IRISH SLANG
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
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"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
Cockwaffler by Maddalious September 15, 2025
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