A slight variation on the classic 69, where one partner is performing a blowjob, while the other performs a handjob. Usually refers to two males in which both participants receive the ejaculation on the face, however the term itself is not gender-specific.
A "cobwaffler" is someone who willingly takes a secretion in the face.
Also referred to as:
cob-wafflin'
cob-waffling
cobwaffle
Bob and Jo had a messy fun, yet difficulttime, cobwaffling in the back seat of Bob's Mustang.
A person who speaks about a person in a very good light dispite talking absolute waffle, metaphorically sucking their dick while trying to talk.
"Aye, Big Mikey is the greast fella ever so he is. He has done so much to help the people up here and he has done even greater things"
(This is all not true to the person who is about to use the term "Cockwaffler")
"Jesis meite, stop sucking his dick ye wee Cockwaffler"
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"