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Newman : All right. Then let me ask you this. Didn't you find it interesting that your friend had the foresight to purchase postal insurance for your stereo. Huh. I mean parcels are rarely damaged during shipping

Jerry : Define rarely

Newman : Frequently
rarely by Sal Bass March 1, 2011
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Not occuring often.
I could rarely strip of my undies before I was 3, though I always slipped on my undies!
Rarely by Turo Fernandez August 18, 2019
Up though the last day of nine years old, if due to no time to concentrate, I'd rarely pull down my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Thick Blue Line Boxer Briefs Underwear.
Rarely by TrrlHrndz August 11, 2023

rarely legal

Ordering a steak, burger, or other meat product as rare as legally allowed by health codes.
I take my steaks rarely legal because I don't want the flavor cooked out.
rarely legal by VRDemont May 9, 2011

Rarely Seen Land Whale 

The reason for starving kids in Africa. If seen, you are advised to shoot on contact. This is no ordinary whale. Its a land whale. Accounts report that it is seen wearing chains and horrible make up. Never underestimate the hunger of the rarely seen land whale.
Guy 1: "Hey Deric don't go out so late. The Rarely Seen Land Whale might find you"
Guy 2: "Im safe man. I have my harpoon with me at all times."

Rarely Unknown2 

A local autist of auridon. He often runs around yelling autistic chants. He puts noobs on hush mode because they "don't want no 'moke!" He is the pimp of Tamriel, and he requests pics via Xbox messages.
"How you been?"
"fuh you bih"
"I want my gohd you fat boy"
~Rarely Unknown2
Rarely Unknown2 by How you been February 15, 2019

what's rarely good 

A spinoff of the commonly used phrase/question "what's really good" (which was made popular by rappers cam'ron and dip set).
Son, I heard you had my name all in your mouth at the party last night, what's rarely good with that?
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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