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cuntwaffle
noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014
cuntwagon
Someone who is such a cunt, that they are literally the embodiment of a wagon full of cunts. (people who are cunts)
cuntwagon by Cystic Fibrosis Carrier February 12, 2015
cuntwaffle
A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
cuntware
A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007
cuntwizzle
cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003
cuntward
A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.
cuntward by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009
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