Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntputer

An electrical memory machine that freezes, crashes, loses files and generally acts in a way designed solely to annoy and aggrevate

"Any chance of printing off those documents I asked for?"
"Not with this useless piece of crap cuntputer, no!"

by Daniel Connolly April 20, 2007

CuntGate

1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.

Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.

or,
A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.

by artfulmark December 10, 2009

cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Cumwater

A glass of water with ejaculate floating on top. Some people enjoy this tasty beverage.

That dude likes to drink cumwater.

by DotaYodA January 12, 2010

Cuntatorship

Similar to a dictatorship, except the leader is a bigger tyrant.

When the statue came down, he knew his cuntatorship was in tatters.

by alexbusby July 22, 2010

Cuntator

1) A female version of a dictator.
2) A very strong female who misuses her power.

1) That Professor rules her Department with an iron cunt. She's such a cuntator!!

by Vionbringer February 28, 2010