cuntwizzle 

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

cuntwizzle by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

cuntizzle 

Cuntizzle is a nickname for an apathetic bitch. One with this nickname is slightly sociopathic and manipulative, but is a good person. It is safe to be friends with only ONE cuntizzle, because two cuntizzles may murder eachother.

Dick: Have you spoken to Cuntizzle lately?
Jim: Nah man, that bitch is crazy! But she still in my phone book just in case..

cuntizzle by assizzle March 11, 2015

cuntsizzledick

A stronger version of sizzledickmotherfucker.

Someone who is a sizzledick but is also considered a cunt on top of his/her sizzledick-ness.

Also a way of topping sizzledickmotherfucker in a cuss-war.

Shut your face you cuntsizzledick.

You know what's funny?
What?

You're a cuntsizzledick!

cuntsizzledick by aviisgay100 September 28, 2009

cuntwinkle 

A female douchenozzle

Try to avoid her vicious cuntwinkle

cuntwinkle by MIJesus April 19, 2011

cuntnozzle 

n. A woman's urethra, used as a pejorative.

Chad is such a cuntnozzle.

cuntnozzle by themaroon December 9, 2008

cuntmuzzle 

Similar to pussy whipped;

1. Over time sounding more and more like your girlfriend/wife

2. Never getting a word in and only doing what your girlfriend/wife wants

She's got a cuntmuzzle on him.

He only does what she wants cuz she put a cuntmuzzle on him.

cuntmuzzle by dogboy May 31, 2005

cuntguzzler 

1. A person who regularly consumes surgically removed female genitalia in a preposterous, but skillful manner.
2. A discontinued Brazilian brand of strawberry flavored lollipops from the 1960s.
3. Anyone who has studied Hegel's "Grundlinien der Philosophie des Rechts" and took it seriously.

1. This is the third vagina I've consumed today in public but pieces still keep falling out of my mouth. That makes me a poor cuntguzzler.

2. Mmm. This cuntguzzler sure is tasty.

3. Wow, he really is familiar with Hegel's work. He must be a real cuntguzzler.

cuntguzzler by franzpolak November 10, 2010