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The stench of diseased vagina, often used to define a person that truly disgusts you
"That Simon is a vile looking cuntwaft, the sight of him makes me want to vomit."
by MarcW10 August 27, 2006
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.
"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."
by Doyle69 January 16, 2009
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