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noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.
cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014
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Cunt Waft
An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.
cuntwaffle
A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.
cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017
cuntwatulated
cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"
Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.
cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008
Cuntwater
Cuntwater by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008