Cuntwaft 

The stench of diseased vagina, often used to define a person that truly disgusts you

"That Simon is a vile looking cuntwaft, the sight of him makes me want to vomit."

Cuntwaft by MarcW10 August 27, 2006

cuntwaffle

noun: Term used to describe a "special" kind of person that has reached such a level of annoyance that no other word seems to suffice; word used to describe the ultimate douche bag.

That cuntwaffle just backed into me.

cuntwaffle by EmilyBinx July 10, 2014

Cunt Waft

An odour smelt drifting from under the bed sheets after a particularly vigorous bout of fucking. Bellowing the sheets as one does with ones own farts will increase the strength of the stench.

"Whats that smell?"

"It's a cunt waft drifting up from your stench trench darling."

Cunt Waft by Doyle69 January 16, 2009

cuntwaffle

A less than polite insult for someone who has taken their cunty levels to the point where you simply can't figure out if you're impressed or confused. This cuntwaffle is also prone to length emails and conversations, expounding on his cunty ways. Ego, misguided confidence, and a shit ton of entitlement is usually also involved.

Andrew is such a cuntwaffle

cuntwaffle by Turtle dick June 29, 2017

cuntwatulated 

cuntwatulated: A generic term referring to vaginal ageing. The female genital area usually warms to it's purpose in the teen years as it officially becomes "pussy", in the late teens to mid twenties it is often referred to as a "puss", "quim" etc. From the early thirties on, words such as "bearded clam", "gash" and "twat" come into play. From the late forties into the mid fifties, often around the time of menopause, the female gential region goes through the change known as "cuntwatulation, and hence, becomes "cuntwatulated"

Mary was growing older, her desire for sex had dwindled since she had become cuntwatulated in her early fifties, but she still felt the need for sex every now and then. Fortunately this could be quickly forgotten by eating a pound of ice cream.

cuntwatulated by Vinter April 22, 2008

cuntwaffle

The state of being such a cunt, that you are a waffle too.

Shannon is a cuntwaffle!

cuntwaffle by Josh August 17, 2003

Cuntwater 

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

Cuntwater by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008