9 definitions by Far Beyond Sane

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

An open forum situation where drunken judgement is handed down, its directives usually being incorrect or ill-advised.

We held an early morning plastorum to determine who had taken a big dump the couch during the night when we were all passed out... or so we thought!

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

Highly derogatory term for thoughts encumbered by pop culture reference or association, usually related to extreme lack of intellectual depth.

His book was the kind of shallow po-co psychobabble you'd hear from that retarded mewling sycophant Doctor Phil.

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

Noun, adjective. Faux-rude, the kind of humour a slightly risque accountant would use.

"Another boring frude email from Terry in Accounts sent me into a paroxym of humourless despair."

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003

Her amateur home videos were short, but pleasingly fistial in nature.

by Far Beyond Sane September 07, 2003