9 definitions by Far Beyond Sane

cuntwizzle

A small vaginal adornment, usually a cocktail umbrella or minature hat.

Her garish yet tasteful choice of cuntwizzle heightened the pleasure of sexual congress.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

swabushka

An Eastern European maid, servant girl or wench.

The gnawed remains of the spit-roasted elk were removed by a raw-scrubbed swabushka, who muttered Romanian obscenities.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

plastorum

An open forum situation where drunken judgement is handed down, its directives usually being incorrect or ill-advised.

We held an early morning plastorum to determine who had taken a big dump the couch during the night when we were all passed out... or so we thought!

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

fistial

Sexually involving the fist.

Her amateur home videos were short, but pleasingly fistial in nature.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

most-podernism

Unintelligble post-modern literature.

The second article on Hermeneutic Dune Buggy Mechanics was a new incomprehsible low in the schizophrenic deserts of most-podernism.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

vaginox

An overweight, aggressive or militant lesbian.

This vaginox insisted that the patriarchy was orthodoxy, then floored me with a right cross.

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003

frude

Noun, adjective. Faux-rude, the kind of humour a slightly risque accountant would use.

"Another boring frude email from Terry in Accounts sent me into a paroxym of humourless despair."

by Far Beyond Sane September 7, 2003