cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Cuntmare

Similar to a cunt-terror, this term refers to a situation or actual dream involving castastrophic levels of cunt-riddled happenings, of varying flavors. Typically entails damaged cars, the mall or some type of shoe sale, and loud/shrill brainless conversations, void of any intellect whatsoever. It can also refer to a location that tends to be an epicenter of frazzled snatch such as a shoe warehouse during a sale.

Dude, I just had the biggest cuntmare ever. I ran out of gas and my car coasted into the parking lot of the DSW Shoe Warehouse, during a sale, and 5 Lexus SUVs with bitches on their phones, slammed into my car. I felt better when the one bitch's Lexus caught fire and she went up in flames but then her 8 cans of hairspray must have exploded and the fireball caught my car on fire too. I'm so glad I woke up!!!!

by Masta Z August 20, 2013

cuntward

A girl that walks cunt first,somtimes with a camel toe,into groups of watching people, to show off the cunt, almost like head first into it.

Boy, she's cuntward, that will be a easy lay on the pool table tonight.

by Bob of Cocodrie October 8, 2009

Cuntwarming

- The act of a woman sliding her vagina or ass on her partner's (male or female) groin - A more intimate version of spooning

- The female version of "cockwarming"

Synomyns: pussywarming, vagwarming, coochiewarming.

Erika: Hey, how was your date with Susie last night?

Belle: It was amazing, she kept cuntwarming me.

by Lady Lesbian February 8, 2020

cuntwrecker

A dick, especially one used for ravaging a vagina or ass.

your mom repeatedly begged for my monster cuntwrecker in her tight twat.

by Patticakes June 15, 2006

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008

cuntwart

Use this term to really piss someone off. Cunt warts are particularly repulsive. They fill up with puss and then when you get that feeling when you cant resist, burst it, BUT, make sure you are standing near a mirror so the puss launches itself at it. mmmmm then scrape the remnants off the mirror and put it in a stew.

daniel Craig is a cuntwart. His face looks like a fanny which has received a rather bad case of leprosy and is enjoying bathing in its own fluidy goodness. the cunt!

by kafwan August 19, 2009