Virus

Like an STD but electronic and for your computer. Something else that rapes my computer to no end. I really should consider getting a good anti-virus or firewall or some such shit.

My computer once again is not working because it is filled with many-a-fucking virus and my piece of shit Norton Anti-virus didn't work and got its bitch ass kicked and now my computer is fucked and it won't even turn on.

by Pimp-Master J June 02, 2006

Virus

Something you'll get a lot of when using Internet Explorer

John: Dude my anti-virus just detected another virus!
John: Do you get viruses often?
Bill: Nah, i got Chrome

by Aristocat January 06, 2013

Virus

Something on your computer that will make anyone rage quit.

(Gets a virus)
Oh, hey look there's a FUCKING- (proceeds to smash computer)

by H4k0rz June 24, 2018

Virus

What an unprotected windows-based computer will have within 35 seconds of connecting to the internet.

I just installed Windows XP, and before I could even update I got a virus.

by Scarab December 01, 2004

Virus

an internet whore/hoe

-Yo son what you do today.
-Nuthin much just finished talkin to this VIRUS on aim and we bout to go run a train on that bitch, you down??
-Hell yea ma nigga. Be ther in like 10 minutes.. Payce
-P Pay Payce

by NeverDUN March 25, 2007

Virus

A word that never fails to put a smug, self righteous grin on the kisser of every Mac user.

PeeCee user: "I reckon I've got virus on my 'puter! <boohoo>"
Mac User: "<smug, self righteous grin>"

by Dark 1 January 11, 2004

Virus

A virus is the human race. The human race is cutting down forests, melting polar ice caps, and destroying the world.

And that's why the hippies and tree huggers basically died out in the 70's because, once again, the human race is a virus and is destroying everything in it's path.

by Highly Evolved March 24, 2005