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cuntsplain 

The act of presumptuously telling another how they think due to an identified group belonging; especially within a perceived patriarchal societal construct.

Similar to mansplaining in that it is condescending and patronizing, but dissimilar in that cuntsplanations are also accompanied by a significant share of resentment and/or vitriol.
“I don’t go out with her anymore. Every time she gets more than one drink in her she starts cuntsplaining to everyone how their individuality is really just a symptom of an oppressive cultural construct and nothing more.”
cuntsplain by acearce June 20, 2016

cuntrivance 

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.
Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.
cuntrivance by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

cuntsplaining 

When a feminist opens her mouth and words come out.
Woman- we have to come up with something together

Man- stop cuntsplaining at me
cuntsplaining by Notagoy December 17, 2016

Cuntservative 

Rush is every bit a cuntservative as Laura Ingraham is.
Cuntservative by Proud Lefty August 9, 2012

Cuntsultant

One who is a consultant and also a cunt. Highly prevalent in the pharma/healthcare consulting industry.
Sarabvijay: The work we've paid this consultancy for is a pile of shit. We've literally jizzed $500k up the wall.
Jimmy G: Let's not contract with them again, especially that cuntsultant Mark - what a tool he is.
Cuntsultant by RandyRhoads84 May 20, 2020

cuntservative 

Anyone who uses the term "cuck" to describe someone he disagrees with politically.
Ugh, cuntservatives sure like calling people cucks, don't they?
cuntservative by snigglesbeta November 30, 2016