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Cuntsplaining 

The explanation of something by a woman, typically to a man, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.
"your response is classic cuntsplaining"

Cuntplaining 

The rebuttal to the feminist use of the word "mansplaining". Used as a counter to their attempt to suppress arguments through a dismissal from buzzwords.
I'll stop mansplaining when you stop cuntplaining!

Catsplaining 

n.

Cats-plaining.

1. explaining things like you would to your cat(s)./ explaining things to your cat, as if it were human.

2. Talking to other human beings like you would to your cat(s)

3. Explaining everything by the way it relates to cats.

4. Rationalizing things according to how a cat would do it.

5. Internet.
1.

"Mr.MeowMeow how many times do i have to keep catsplaining to you... mommy's guest is not your scratch tree. It hurts Mr.Friend when you scratch him."

"I understand that upsets you, But let me catsplain something to you. Once my cat is bothered by that too. She usually attacks it and bites it's head off. Maybe you should try it too?"

"I'm only on the internet for the cats"
Catsplaining by Catlady24 April 26, 2013

Consplaining

Consplaining (Con SPLAn ing) -Adjective

When someone with similar or less knowledge and qualifications on a topic tries to explain something YOU know more or just as much about. All without being asked too or while repeating something you've already said ,sometimes using more complicated terminology to seem superior in a group of others.
|Example 1|Gina: Martha was consplaining to the new hire how to use Microsoft excel...
Sam: But she doesn't even know how to use it??!!

|Example 2| Lee: I was talking to this girl I met about jojos bizarre adventure when this dude came up and started consplaining to her about Diamond is Unbreakable. She embraced the hell out of him when she started asking about speed wagon and he had no idea what she was talking about.
Consplaining by Cookiio September 2, 2019

cuntplaining 

cuntplaining is when a women complains about something that isn't merely an insignificant problem, but not a problem at all.
cuntplaining examples:
Men sitting with their legs apart oppresses me

Video game characters with big butts make me sad because i don't have a big butt

Its cold and the AC is on too high

When i beat up my boyfriend he doesn't fight back enough

People want to have sex with me

People give me compliments
cuntplaining by xeno6969 October 12, 2016

Cuntplaining 

What women who acknowledges mansplaining as a word does when complaining about it.
1: Well mansplaining is totally not something that women does when they're explaining as a regular person

2: stop cuntplaining, cunt.
Cuntplaining by nvrd October 6, 2017