cuntrivance

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

Plot Contrivance

Something that happens in the plot that is highly unlikely to happen, though still technically possible.

Different from plot hole as a plot hole is something that should be impossible to happen.

A scene featuring Q giving 007 his gadgets is a staple of James Bond films.
Now imagine if the film did not feature this and we see 007 using a never-before-seen gadget to get out of a tight situation. This would be a plot contrivance, as the audience would have zero reason to believe that 007 would have a gadget of this kind, though him having this gadget is still technically not impossible, preventing it from being a plot hole.

by Three-Eight January 22, 2019

cuntrance

State of mind, when one is unable to think, reason, or grasp reality because s/he is overwhelmed by the power of the pussy.

I should have realized my girlfriend Devin was a big lying cheat, but I was in a cuntrance for like 8 months.

by Tedamata April 25, 2007

cuntfidance

Having confidence while carrying out an antisocial act.

Did you see the way that driver cut me off and then zoomed through the train barrier as it was closing?! Now that takes cuntfidance.

by Zebidee55 August 17, 2011

Cuntrance

The entrance to a cunt

Marvel was so memorised by her cuntrance. Once he entered her he was blown away.

by The WhoCunt June 1, 2023