Cuntrump

The cheetoh in the White House who never learned about checks and balances while wiping his ass with golden toilet paper at private school; whom in no way shapes foreign policy or represents the office of Presidency. Instead this orange bagged junk is more representative of a cunt with an ass.

Cuntrump walks big, and carries a light shtick.

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Cuntrump just openly admitted to sexual assault, no way he gets elected!

by Eric Lee to the mtherfucking J July 11, 2019

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cumtrumpet

A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.

After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.

by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010

cuntdump

A person whose only purpose in life it to serve as a dump for others' cunt, i.e. a useless and/or "loose" person.

That idiot cut me off, what a cuntdump!

by Joseph Frederick March 4, 2007

cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.

Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile

by SirGreg May 17, 2017

cuntramp

A humorous portmanteau of the words cunt and tramp. Used to describe a person (male or female) who is being a total cunt, or an annoying son of a bitch. Since the "t" is shared, the word also has a subtle second meaning referring to a ramp leading to a cunt.

Sherry was being such a cuntramp at the party; she refused to talk to anyone except those loser stoners.

by Timothy M. B. September 28, 2006