SirGreg's definitions

MenstrualMan

A Superhero with an used tampon as a backpack. A Great Man who tries to heal bleeding-hate wherever he comes across it!!!

My missus has just kicked the shit out of me for no reason . MenstrualMan where are you!!!???

by SirGreg February 19, 2017

Mingeclips

Snapshots of different flanges provided by freeporn sites in their mucky compilations

There's some cracking Mingeclips on Xporn et al😊

by SirGreg May 16, 2017

Clungemonger

A more modern, urban name for a brothel

I tell you what mate I'm busting for a jump, shall we nip down the Clungemongers ?

by SirGreg June 5, 2017

Clownflounders

Pubic lice specific to the Clown race

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.

If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information

by SirGreg February 5, 2017

Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle

by SirGreg January 3, 2017

Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum

I got an A in Frigonometry

by SirGreg July 14, 2019