Vdtv

An educational channel for people with slutty, infected genitalia.
If you're not gonna get yourself to the doctor with those Crabscabs, at least refer to Vdtv for information
by SirGreg February 05, 2017
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Clownflounders

Look at Mr Happy he's scratching like a rat in a scabby mingepipe, I'm fairly sure he's got Clownflounders!
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Jamtangle

When you're performing oral sex on a female, and you suddenly realise it was bad monthly timing for such an act, but you're unsure whether to carry on or stop
I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and got myself into a right jamtangle
by SirGreg January 03, 2017
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CuntTrumptious

Speaking masses of bullshit out of a very small mouth.
Stop being CuntTrumptious you ginger wigged imbecile
by SirGreg May 17, 2017
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Frigonometry

The practical, hands-on study of a woman's triangle, measured by a human's fingers. Ideally 3 digits minimum
I got an A in Frigonometry
by SirGreg July 14, 2019
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Rubbish Britain

Used to be Great Britain, but now rubbish due to bending over backwards for idiots and being politically correct since the 80's
Where do you originate from? Rubbish Britain
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Cunnychum

Menstrual juices excreted whilst swimming in the ocean, potentially leading to unwanted shark attention
The beaches of Northern Brisbane were once a favourite haunt for watersports, but the recent increase in the levels of Cunnychum has made it a haven for the disgustingly named, Sliteye shark
by SirGreg January 03, 2017
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