cuntlumper

a woman with a bulge of fat just above her groin, that must wriggle to get her overly tight trousers over the aforesaid impediment.

That cuntlumper must've been doing the centipede to get those skin-tight Jordache's on.

by Dr. Shred July 8, 2003

Cuntbumper

A large fat roll covering the whole of a females sexual anatomy

"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"

by buttmusket July 23, 2009

cuntlapper

a negative term for a person you may have low regard for. a popular alternative to douchebag or a step up from a asshole.

That cuntlapper just ate my fries!

by AC Paco June 27, 2006

Cuntcumber

A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.

Mom when is your cuntcumber gonna be ready?
In a minute honey!
Good Im starving!

by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011

cuntlapper

Someone who eats pussy

I love to eat pussy, so that makes me a cuntlapper

by Azeroth April 14, 2003

cuntlapper

n. American slang. 1) a person who performs cunnilingus on female genitalia; 2) a heterosexual male; 3) a sex-minded heterosexual male.

While he was diving into the spot between her legs, she thought, now this feels good because he's a good cuntlapper

by Roger October 13, 2003

cuntlamprothist

An educated and successful woman in her 50s that gives her pussy to the poor, starving, abused and less fortunate among us.

No, she is not a slut or a whore! She cares about and is giving back to her community. She is a cuntlamprothist!

by utorvita December 16, 2014