Just some funny insult I came up with working at dairy queen when my coworker told me I wasnt doing something right so then I called her a cuntcrumpet and it threw her off guard. A variation of it (which is my meme account)is cumcrumpet
Coworker:" you can't make the display that way you dumbass"
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet
You: why don't you do it yourself then ya cuntcrumpet
by Idontoweyouchildsupport November 7, 2021
Get the Cuntcrumpet mug.A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
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by SirGreg May 17, 2017
Get the CuntTrumptious mug.When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.
After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.
by Amalric May 5, 2010
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