Cuntbumper
"Ew did you see that 90 lb cuntbumper on that drivers ed teacher how does she even sit in the passengers seat damn!!"
Cuntbumper by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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cuntbutler
1. A more offensive and humourous insult that "cunt" on its own.
2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
2. A man who is "pussy whipped" or overly controlled by his girlfriend. He spends excessive time with his girlfriend and will wait on her cunt like Alfred on Bruce Wayne. Similar to a WOM or WOMBAT.
1. Hey mate, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for hitting you the other day.
Fuck off cuntbutler!
2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.
Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
Fuck off cuntbutler!
2. Sorry mate, I can't make it out tonight. I'm going to stay home and watch DVDs with Tiff.
Man, you're such a cuntbutler. Do you ever leave the house these days?
cuntbutler by bucket004 May 25, 2009
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cuntbutler
A cuntbutler is the type of man who hasn't got the courage to be a complete cunt but acts as a cheerleader to a cunt he wishes he could be.
He's a typical middle management cuntbutler.
Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.
He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
Tony Blair is such a cuntbutler.
He thinks he's the dogs bollocks but he's really just a cuntbutler.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010
cuntburger
A woman who is beyond a cunt, she is a CUNT with all the trimmings, lettuce, mayo, relish, tomato, and her own special sauce; derogatory for a woman who is a self-absorbed narcicisstic cunt; a cunt with double cheese.
An hour of her running that staff meeting, and I felt like I had gone through the drive-thru window at Wendy's and ordered a cuntburger with everything on it.
cuntburger by Guillermo March 31, 2004
Cunt-Bumper
Cunt-Bumper by Rhys5891 December 13, 2010
cuntbutler
A more rare cuntbutler is the man who worships at the alter of muff and devotes himself to the clitoral arts.
cuntbutler by Dave Right September 22, 2010
Cuntcumber
A cucumber that has been inserted into a vagina and left for 2+ months. When it comes out it has been transformed into a pickle AKA Cuntcumber.
Cuntcumber by twwarrior77 November 23, 2011
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