Cuntrissa

A hippo (no disrespect to hippos) of a woman who is constantly complaining and fashions a “can I speak to the manager” hairstyle at all times. Someone who is anti-LGBTQ+.

A derivative of Carissa.

Oh shit, man! Here comes your cousin, Cuntrissa.

by Hahahahahahaboi November 25, 2021

Cuntrissa

a word Caddicarus invented while getting "mad" at Crash Bandicoot 4, & said sounded like a name of a font.

"CUNTRISSA!"

by NSegaXtra November 28, 2023

cuntrivance

noun 1) A skillfully-crafted scheme to get laid.

Bob was horny, so he formulated a cuntrivance to ease his suffering.

by ah_halifax1 November 19, 2013

cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.

Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?

by clememp January 10, 2006

Hurricane Cuntrina

A wild untamed cunty bitch whose cuntyness possesses the destructive power of a category 5 hurricane

Simon - Hey your bitch is coming to visit you tomorrow.
Issac - Damn Hurricane Cuntrina will hit this place tomorrow.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntisaurus Rex

Someone who has been historically and classically a cunt (C U Next Tuesday). The amount of bitchedgry that comes out of this person is comparable to the size of the tyrannosaurus rex. And thier attitude needs to be extinct like a T=rex as well.

Can also refer to a BDB (big dumb bitch) with thunder thighs.

Summary: A large cunt

Stop being a cuntisaurus rex and get the fuck out.

by duetobe February 6, 2010

Cuntistan

A fabled land ruled by a cuntcess

Ivanka Trump is a cuntcess of Cuntistan

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020