Cuntfiscated

When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.

DCP cuntfiscated my kids.

by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

Catfiscated

When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.

Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.

"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."

"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."

by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019

cuntfiscate

to take something from a cunt.

1. to remove a foreign object (tampon, dildo, etc.) from a vagina. 2. to seize a prized possession from a woman (or man) who is being particularly cruel or mean; example: John cuntfiscated Sister Mary's favorite book after she beat him across the back with a metal ruler because his school shirt wasn't properly tucked in.

by Charles Dick-in July 31, 2011