Cuntfiscated
When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.
Cuntfiscated by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021
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Catfiscated
When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.
Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.
Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.
"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."
"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."
"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."
Catfiscated by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019
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cuntfiscate
1. to remove a foreign object (tampon, dildo, etc.) from a vagina. 2. to seize a prized possession from a woman (or man) who is being particularly cruel or mean; example: John cuntfiscated Sister Mary's favorite book after she beat him across the back with a metal ruler because his school shirt wasn't properly tucked in.
cuntfiscate by Charles Dick-in July 31, 2011
ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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Male Pattern Blindness
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
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