Cuntfiscated
When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.
Cuntfiscated by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021
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Catfiscated
When you have something wonderful, but a cat approaches and steals your item of comfort. Usually the act of stealing is not, in fact, to enhance the cat's experience, but to tout their self-importance.
Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.
Cozy armchairs, keyboards, the best spot on the bed, and even drinks are popular items a cat may apply this technique on.
"I put cream in my iced coffee this morning, and after I put my coffee down, the stupid cat walked up and drank it."
"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."
"That sucks. My coffee was catfiscated this morning too."
Catfiscated by Frosty3434 May 17, 2019
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cuntfiscate
1. to remove a foreign object (tampon, dildo, etc.) from a vagina. 2. to seize a prized possession from a woman (or man) who is being particularly cruel or mean; example: John cuntfiscated Sister Mary's favorite book after she beat him across the back with a metal ruler because his school shirt wasn't properly tucked in.
cuntfiscate by Charles Dick-in July 31, 2011
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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