Ivanka Trump is one of five real-life examples of devil spawn. She is what you get when a white-trash person wins the lottery. She smells like blood, expensive perfume, and daddy's money. If she wasn't wealthy, she'd be a hooker.
Ivanka Trump is a human butt lump.
by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017
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The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.

The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:

"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”

Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:

“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
I'd totally Ivanka Trump my daughter
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Hot but regrettable. Would have banged her by now if she wasn't Trump-spawn.
Also used to describe hot girls who have a bad parentage/attitude.
Example 1
Guy(watching the news): How regrettable... Ivanka is soooo hot... but she's Trump-spawn.
Girlfriend(chuckles in relief)
Example 2
Guy 1 (walking down school hall with friend): Look over there- there's an Ivanka Trump coming this way.
Guy 2:Regrettable, regrettable...
by Trumpxertinator April 24, 2019
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