by HarbingerOfFun June 19, 2016
by Expired Ravioli February 03, 2021
The daughter you would date if she wasn't your daughter.
The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:
"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:
“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
The View, March 2006, Donald Trump:
"I’ve said that if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Rolling Stone interview, September 2015, Donald Trump:
“After I met Ivanka and praised her to her father, he said, ‘Yeah, she's really something, and what a beauty, that one. If I weren't happily married and, ya know, her father . . .’”
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by Ann American February 25, 2018
Ivanka Trump is one of five real-life examples of devil spawn. She is what you get when a white-trash person wins the lottery. She smells like blood, expensive perfume, and daddy's money. If she wasn't wealthy, she'd be a hooker.
by French Toast and Cheese March 15, 2017
Noun: an apathetic female.
Verb: To insert yourself into a professional conversation that you are not educated in. To speak to a well established professional on the subject in which they make their livelihood as if you are an expert in their profession. To actively impede progress by displaying your lack of ability in the task at hand. To
Verb: To insert yourself into a professional conversation that you are not educated in. To speak to a well established professional on the subject in which they make their livelihood as if you are an expert in their profession. To actively impede progress by displaying your lack of ability in the task at hand. To
That building just burned down and she walked up to the firemen and asked, "When will this land be for sale?" That Ivanka Trump.
Did she just tell the Doctor that she needs an IV and not a prescription. She's in here for an eye exam, She is such and Ivanka Trump.
Did she just tell the Doctor that she needs an IV and not a prescription. She's in here for an eye exam, She is such and Ivanka Trump.
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by Anonymous, Please Save Mae July 02, 2019
A very lucky woman. The greatest president of all time, Donald Trump, has a crush on her. Trump has expressed desire to have sex with her on numerous occasions.
Person 1: Yo did you hear trumps tryna fuck his daughter?
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck
Person 2: I dont blame her, Ivanka trump is hot as fuck
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