Urban Dictionary: cuntoisseur

Top definition

A carnivore, usually male, who enjoys devouring meat curtains

Michael is well-liked in cheer leading circles across the country for his prowess as a cuntoisseur.

by Joel T. June 30, 2008

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by Andikun November 06, 2007

A man who is sentimental about his porn folder to the point of considering it a "collection."

He's got nearly 100 folders, and they are all organized. He's a cuntoisseur.