Cuntressa 

Noun: A cuntressa is a bitch x 20 who believes she is better than everyone and considers herself above you. She will throw anyone under the bus. She is usually attractive but uses her beauty for evil.

That cuntressa (name) just told me to fetch her a cocktail as that’s all I’m good for

Cuntressa by Hamster0427 December 7, 2021

Cuntnesia

Cuntnesia is the act of forgetting the cunt like actions you have performed in the past. People suffering from cuntnesia actually believe that they have never done anything wrong in the past and that those who remember their bad behaviour are the ones with problems. Cuntnesia, if left untreated, can lead to the formation of cult like groups that gather near water, hide under bridges, and consume freezer burnt sausages.

Do you think they remember when they were acting like cunts? No, they all have cuntnesia.

Cuntnesia by Kung Of The Duckheads May 8, 2020

Contessa 

A person who captures Your Attention when entering a room.
You Just can't take your eyes off Contessa!!
She's a Class all of her Own.
unique.

Strong Women.

Her Hair is Perfect, Flawless.
Olive Skin.
Hour Glass Full Figured Women
Goddess

Genuine, kind to those who are kind to her.
Very Honest, Humble and Open
You can find her serving her community and volunteering

Her life is full of Riches
She has Traveled the World.
Loves to Sing and shes an Amazing Dancer
Born to Perform.

Wow!

Look at Contessa

No one can get in her way of what she wants!!

Contessa by Lisa Erml February 7, 2014

cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.

Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?

cuntessa by clememp January 10, 2006

cuntess 

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess 

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

contessa 

supreme goddess, and wonderful woman. Italian origin and translation of countess--a lady in her own right.

i love me some contessa.

contessa by Rose Gibson June 26, 2004