Fabled 

To be promised something amazing and be horribly let down. Originated from the game Fable, which was hyped up by it's creator Peter Molyneux, but didn't deliver on several things.

Guy 1 : "Yeah, he said that the car was gonna have everything... it doesn't even have a steering wheel."
Guy 2 : "Aw, man, you got fabled."

Fabled by Capn Andy November 26, 2004

The Fabled NyQuil

“Used specifically for putting a person to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the user’s hands of this fabled technique. People that use this technique suffer severe or fatal injuries after if their bodies cannot handle it’s immense power.

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the “Fabled NyQuil” and knocked him into the sun.
Person 2: Poor Andrew, I bet he’s probably waiting in line at the Heaven Gates.
The Fabled NyQuil is a technique of which is forbidden in some places due to it’s destructive nature to those who wield it and those who are attacked by it.

The Fabled NyQuil by Junohh January 3, 2021

The fabled obelisk 

Tad's massive (Dick , cock ,penis, etc..)

The fabled obelisk is fabled

The fabled obelisk by John Dobson November 14, 2007

The Fabled NyQuil

“Used specifically for putting a bitch to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the user’s hands of this fabled technique.”

Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the Fabled NyQuil.

The Fabled NyQuil by Junohh January 3, 2021

Failed Abortion 

Dream stans

Guy one: My Child is sexually attracted to dream
Guy 2: Im guessing he was a Failed abortion

Failed Abortion by Dreamphobe January 29, 2022

Facebook Fable

When telling a "Facebook fable", you're basically altering the truth. When asked by an old acquaintance or friend what you've been doing for the last few years, you realy don't want to admit that you've accomplished nothing of importance. Rather than telling what you've done, you tell the story the way you would have liked it all to be.

Jenny: Hey mate, it's been ages. How are you? What have you been up to for the last couple of years?

Bob:Hey Jenny. 'Oh, I dunno really, just doing this and that. Did some parachuting, jetskiing, travelled, did a year in the service and got myself a really hot grilfriend. You?

"In fact, Bob shat himself in the plane, refusing to get near the door of the little plane, went to the beach and watched other people on jetskis, left London to spend a day with his grandmother in Manchester, got kicked out of the army after a week 'cause he got high in the parkinglot and made out with a skanky 34-year old at the pub. He's told Jenny a Facebook Fable!"

Facebook Fable by Bjarke January 16, 2008

mission failed we'll get em next time 

A phrase used in call of duty, throughout the modern warfare franchises. It is said when you fail a round or match.

Jim: JOEY YOU CUCK DON'T LET HIM DEFUSE.
*Defusal noise*
Narrator voice: mission failed we'll get em next time

mission failed we'll get em next time by Cyka Blyak is a pagan holiday December 5, 2016