cuntcess

A female who thinks she is a princess but is actually just a cunt!

What a cuntcess she is with her crown on the back of her car.

by JMat1 August 1, 2017

cuntcussion

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

cuntessa

A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.

Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?

by clememp January 10, 2006

cuntess

A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.

Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!

by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013

cuntess

A royal cunt!
A professional cunt

Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck

by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

Her Cuntness

someone known to be extremely cunt like

Her Cuntness has arrived!

by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

Cuntress

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.

"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."

by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020