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cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010
A person who is beyond bitchy, who holds themselves above reproach or comparison. Combination of cunt and countess.
Could you believe what that cuntessa did this time?
cuntessa by clememp January 10, 2006
A woman who behaves like and exhibits the qualities of a cunt in nearly all facets of life.
Erin has decided to once again inform everyone on Facebook about the lights being turned off when she arrives at lab. What a fucking cuntess!
cuntess by I_dislike_smelly_women September 1, 2013
Meg is the Cuntess of Fredneck
cuntess by Uncle Stinky Pants January 31, 2005

Her Cuntness 

someone known to be extremely cunt like
Her Cuntness has arrived!
Her Cuntness by someonestoletrumor August 19, 2011

Cuntress 

A cuntress is a woman (or gay man, or anyone you like, really) who is both cunty and a prophetess. She is photogenic, and slays everything she does by simply existing. She knows she's a stunning and powerful woman and she flaunts that fact. Contrary to popular belief, it *is* a compliment.
"Wow, Yeojin has proven herself a cuntress yet again."
Cuntress by Stan Lu Nah June 9, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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