cuntfiscate 

to take something from a cunt.

1. to remove a foreign object (tampon, dildo, etc.) from a vagina. 2. to seize a prized possession from a woman (or man) who is being particularly cruel or mean; example: John cuntfiscated Sister Mary's favorite book after she beat him across the back with a metal ruler because his school shirt wasn't properly tucked in.

cuntfiscate by Charles Dick-in July 31, 2011

cuntificate

When a chick rambles on and on about bullshit.

Did you see Cuntaleezza Rice cuntificate before the 9/11 Commission? Shameless.

cuntificate by acljew November 7, 2006

confiscate

to officially take something away from somebody, especially as a punishment

Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.

confiscate by nikki41184 January 18, 2010

cuntificate

'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.

Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain

Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.

cuntificate by The Decoy Gay August 9, 2006

Cuntificate

To be on one's period/menstruating.

I began to cuntificate yesterday.

Cuntificate by Kimmy DeVrizzle January 17, 2008

Cuntfiscated 

When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.

DCP cuntfiscated my kids.

Cuntfiscated by FantaPants6969 February 12, 2021

Cuntificate

To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.

Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?

Cuntificate by SilkSelkie June 8, 2018