1. to remove a foreign object (tampon, dildo, etc.) from a vagina. 2. to seize a prized possession from a woman (or man) who is being particularly cruel or mean; example: John cuntfiscated Sister Mary's favorite book after she beat him across the back with a metal ruler because his school shirt wasn't properly tucked in.
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Their land was confiscated after the war. The teacher threatened to confiscate their phones if they kept using them in class.
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Get the confiscate mug.'Qualifications' which are only good in proving that you are a cunt. Word derived from Certificate and Cunt, obviously.
Billy: Dad! Dad, I got that GNVQ in Bussiness Studies, that I spent the last two years trying to obtain
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
Billie's Sickened Father: Right. Shall I put it up on the wall with the half GCSE in Plantology, or next to your degree in Internet Reuters and Their Signals? Yet another cuntificate you've come home with. Boy, I'm dissapointed in you.
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Get the Cuntificate mug.When some(CUNT)one assumes the authority to take something precious to you away, with or without your knowledge.
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Get the Cuntfiscated mug.To express oneself in a way considered annoyingly bitchy, self-righteous, excessively malicious and unpleasant.
Damn it Karen, why must you cuntificate to tech support when you can't even remember to plug in your printer?
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