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Cuntpulsion 

A driving force to commit acts of random treacheries against one’s own for the sake of amusement
Boyo had the cuntpulsion to piss in his girlfriend’s shoe because he thought it would be funny.
Cuntpulsion by Ravioli Metric November 10, 2022
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cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".
"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"
cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

cumpulsion repitition pattern 

The overuse of nature's reprive. A sparkling diamond for a sex addict.
Nobel prize worthy yet donated from a true selfless white trash millionaire.

The frontal brain is shut down during the love storm. A seizure will occur with rhythmic movements hopefully. During that gift from natue their is well documented neural pleasure and pain killing.

For the some the act liberates them from their painful self beating pattern of Mal adapted frontal brain activity

It is one of the 10 best life truths first written in a vulgar Bible known as Urban Dictionary.

Cumpulsion repitition pattern the pain

Found in the pleasure.

Your welcome dude
Tony the Tiler mister funny in the pants obviously reacting to his soul mate Kat

Cumpulsion repitition pattern at its best.

Dude ain't feeling any pain.

Cuntfusion 

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.
1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.
Cuntfusion by nieksjd January 13, 2009

cuntusion 

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.
Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

cuntcussion 

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.
cuntcussion by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Cuntcussion 

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.
Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'
Cuntcussion by SubLee June 16, 2023
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