2 definitions by Tedamata

State of mind, when one is unable to think, reason, or grasp reality because s/he is overwhelmed by the power of the pussy.
I should have realized my girlfriend Devin was a big lying cheat, but I was in a cuntrance for like 8 months.
by Tedamata April 17, 2007
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literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless
Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.
by Tedamata April 17, 2007
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