Cuntfusion

1. "To fuse cunts together". A slang term for the lesbian postion, scissoring.

2. A deliberately offensive pronounciation of the word confusion with essentially the same meaning.

1. Jack: I went down to the brothel the other day and saw some lesbians into some serious cuntfusion.

2. There was so much chaos in the area, it was simply just cuntfusion.

by nieksjd January 13, 2009

Cuntfusion

The aftermath of having too many cunts within a short period of time.

After fucking so many chicks in one night, he had a lot of cuntfusion.

Baby, I'm sorry, who are you? I'm really cuntfused right now.

Douchebag bro: Is it just me? Or is that hottie eye fucking me right now?

Sober biddie: I think your just cuntfused.

by PutstheMACKKon February 13, 2012

Cuntfusion

1- A made up word derived from confusion.
2- A way to simplify the meaning of a being bullied down by a female figure with the purpose of teaching.

Me- do you think cuntfusion will transform the attitude of anyone.
you- trust we learn even my dog seems to be less aggressive.
Me- hahaha true that instead growing confidence it fired back on me.
You- hahaha being cuntfused is better than feeling confused to much misunderstanding all around.

by OD CUB EYE OS YOUR IAS January 19, 2020

Cuntfussing

/Kunt'fuss'ing/

Verb informal
gerund or present participle: cuntfussing

(Of a cunt) bitch (complain)to someone, typically a man. It'll matter which is regarded as a annoying or illogical.

" I'm listening to my girlfriend cuntfussing over a missed call."

by Knight-Saladin December 21, 2016

Cuntfusing

When a woman ( or man ) purposely misunderstands what you said, just to make her argument. Often known as the opposite of mansplaning

Jeff: " you look really cute today"

Sally: " are you saying i look ugly all the other days?!"

Jeff: " stop cuntfusing what i said for an insult"

by Oatmeal Tears June 6, 2016

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

confusionship

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016