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Cuntmosexual

SpectreZz
Stop throwing my elo you Cuntmosexual
by WigSnatcher6879 November 13, 2020
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Cuntmosexual

SpectreZz
Stop throwing my elo you fucking Cuntmosexual!!
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Cuntmosexual

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Stop throwing my elo you fucking Cuntmosexual!!
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Cuomosexual

1) In love with an incompetent, gropey, hyper-corrupt Governor who has an atrocious COVID track record, and a history of questionable sexual behavior because the media has never bothered to hold him accountable in any way or bothered to look into what he was doing. This caused the press to falsely portrayed him as an exemplar of competence, and Governor Cuomo to believe he didn't need to be accountable.

2) a figurative (and possibly literal) rape victim.
"Cuomosexual" has not aged well.
by The Cabal March 2, 2021
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Cuomosexual

An old creepy italian with nipple rings that likes to molest men and women while at work.
Look that Cuomosexual is grabbing his secretary's balls. I wonder why that Cuomosexual is throwing a press conference at a playground.
by Paczki12 March 7, 2021
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Cuomosexual

Someone who possesses a powerful urge to engage in various sexual behaviors with a member of the Cuomo family. It is unclear if this novel sexual orientation is COVID19-specific and temporary or if it will remain as an add-on to pre-existing sexual preferences. Cuomosexuals also identify as heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, or homosexual, therefore engagement in mundane sexual behaviors with significant others can resume simultaneously . Interviews with Cuomosexuals consistently reveal that urges began in Mid-March and peek during COVID19 pandemic press conferences and/or news broadcasts. Hypothesized social causes include increased time alone in bed watching split screen images of said siblings during COVID19 pandemic.
When I couldn't get wet without my CNN fix, I realized I had become a Cuomosexual. After breaking the news to my husband, he pushed my head down and declared he was too!
by Hudson Body of Wisdom May 14, 2020
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Cuntsexual

1. The act or pressence of being a cunt while at the same time giving off the appearance of being sexually attractive, through the choices of rape, consentual sex.
2. The feeling one receives when plunging head first (yes a penis) into a vagina. This feeling is then applied to your situation.
1. "That bitch is cuntsexual, I can't stand her, but I'd still hit it."

2. "This orange is very cuntsexual, I haven't had one in years!"
by OhVerNice!!!! January 13, 2009
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