Cuntikkal 

A friend you want to call an CUNT but you can't because like them.

Mia " Don't call me FOMO the Bleddy Cuntikkal"

Cuntikkal by GAZZAJOKES October 13, 2023

Cuntinually

When somebody has the tendency to annoy you non-stop and saying "they have been continually annoying" just doesn't suffice.

Person 1: Dude, did you hear the crap coming out of *name*'s mouth yesterday?
Person 2: Absolutely! She has been cuntinually annoying me for weeks now

Cuntinually by Matsumoto111 June 3, 2010

Cuntional 

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

Cuntional by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

cuntionality 

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

cuntionality by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

cuntibal 

Cuntibal means a person that is sarcastically cannibal and stupid

Joey Said " Your being a cuntibal you dumbass."

cuntibal by Doomy50 April 20, 2018

cuntical 

(adj) Describing an overly cynical female with a sour attitude.

After enduring five minutes in the company lunch room with coworkers talking endlessly about their children's fecal accidents and showing photos of their brood, Jennifer suddenly stood up and cuntically said, "Excuse me, I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood."

cuntical by gnubler May 15, 2011

Cuntiballs 

usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you

jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate

Cuntiballs by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008