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An animal that, due to physical appearance (features or expressions), gives off exaggerated, dominant and/or “attractive” female energy.

E.g.: that one picture of a mountain lion on the trail camera or the razorbill

Look at this new cuntimal I found! *picture of a sassy looking bird*

Cuntimal by MinisterLolz December 21, 2025

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Cuntimated

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.

Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!

Cuntimated by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

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cuntibal

Cuntibal means a person that is sarcastically cannibal and stupid

Joey Said " Your being a cuntibal you dumbass."

cuntibal by Doomy50 April 20, 2018

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cuntical

(adj) Describing an overly cynical female with a sour attitude.

After enduring five minutes in the company lunch room with coworkers talking endlessly about their children's fecal accidents and showing photos of their brood, Jennifer suddenly stood up and cuntically said, "Excuse me, I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood."

cuntical by gnubler May 15, 2011

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Cuntiballs

usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you

jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate

Cuntiballs by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

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cuntitallity

when someone is effecting the person that he is talking or bitching with him by being a tottal cunt . and that effected him so much that the other person that got told off started being a cunt too

-John fuck you i don't care im showing this pic to maria of you watching gay porn.
Next Day
-Ok steve now that i got humiliated let's show you how it's like , this picture of you cheating on jess with

zoe will be send directly to all the human beings of this school!
Now that is spreading Cuntitallity from Mark the one that send the pic of gay porn to john that go effected with cuntitallity and now steve that will probably start getting effected too.

cuntitallity by Kostas011969 March 4, 2017

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cuntimplation

when a straight woman is thinking about sleeping with another woman despite her sexuality.

sarah: "I can't stop thinking about how I wasn't to sleep with jess"

Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"

cuntimplation by bignoissy April 1, 2020

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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