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An animal that, due to physical appearance (features or expressions), gives off exaggerated, dominant and/or “attractive” female energy.

E.g.: that one picture of a mountain lion on the trail camera or the razorbill
Look at this new cuntimal I found! *picture of a sassy looking bird*
Cuntimal by MinisterLolz December 21, 2025
Words you can keep

Cuntimated 

When a person is forced to preform cunnilingus on an unattractive female most likely ridden with disease.
Dude i cant believe you got cuntimated my that fat bitch Brittany!
Cuntimated by TheDeathThrash February 12, 2010

cuntibal 

Cuntibal means a person that is sarcastically cannibal and stupid
Joey Said " Your being a cuntibal you dumbass."
cuntibal by Doomy50 April 20, 2018

cuntical 

(adj) Describing an overly cynical female with a sour attitude.
After enduring five minutes in the company lunch room with coworkers talking endlessly about their children's fecal accidents and showing photos of their brood, Jennifer suddenly stood up and cuntically said, "Excuse me, I have an appointment at Planned Parenthood."
cuntical by gnubler May 15, 2011

Cuntiballs 

usually refers to a hatefull man who has hurt you
jeese he is such a cuntiballs...ran off with my best mate
Cuntiballs by Daphne Louise May 10, 2008

cuntitallity 

when someone is effecting the person that he is talking or bitching with him by being a tottal cunt . and that effected him so much that the other person that got told off started being a cunt too
-John fuck you i don't care im showing this pic to maria of you watching gay porn.
Next Day
-Ok steve now that i got humiliated let's show you how it's like , this picture of you cheating on jess with

zoe will be send directly to all the human beings of this school!
Now that is spreading Cuntitallity from Mark the one that send the pic of gay porn to john that go effected with cuntitallity and now steve that will probably start getting effected too.
cuntitallity by Kostas011969 March 4, 2017

cuntimplation 

when a straight woman is thinking about sleeping with another woman despite her sexuality.
sarah: "I can't stop thinking about how I wasn't to sleep with jess"

Ryan: "sounds like cuntimplation to me"
cuntimplation by bignoissy April 1, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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