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this is another word for Jesus it could be used in many ways to describe someone or something.
Jeese your hot.
Jeese i do need some chocolate
Jeese by Sofii Babby February 5, 2009
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The buying and/or consumption of two or more "Joose". (Energy drink containing 9.9% alcohol by volume. Usually found in the hand of a "homie")
I'm going to the liquor store to get a 30 pack and a flock of Jeese.
Jeese by BYoudon'tknowme August 14, 2010

on jeese 

another way to say oh jeese or oh my god. you can us it in any fourm to replace the words oh jeese or oh my god.
you lost a book

"on jeese i cant find my book"

your teacher says something you dont like
"un jeese miss(mister)"
on jeese by a sudent November 9, 2009

jensen ackles 

Extremely attractive male who is most commonly known for playing Dean Winchester on CW's Supernatural. Very naturally funny, smart, sweet and talented. Married to Daneel Ackles and father to their child, Justice Jay (aka JJ) Ackles. Apparently protective on set. Likes country music because he was born in Texas, but has semi adapted to his character's music taste of classic rock. All around good person. Apparently very protective of the women on set. Isn't that adorable.
*During sex scene in the show*

Girl: *walks towards the camera after taking her clothes off*
Jensen: *is waiting right behind the camera with an open robe for her to walk into*
Jensen: Good take.

Every female: *cries because Jensen Ackles is a perfect man*

jensen ackles 

Jensen Ackles, the most sexiest man to ever live. He plays the sexy, funny, and smug character Dean Winchester on the BEST SHOW EVER, Supernatural.
Girl1: OMG Jensen Ackles is literally daddy
Girl2: Can Jensen marry me, ugh, i love him.

jensen ackles 

a very hot dude who plays as Dean Winchester in the CW show Supernatural. In the show he loves pie , his car , and his Sammy.
"bring me some pie "
"don't touch my car "
"don't touch my Sammy!!!"

Jensen ackles "i just picked up these pants because i was in a hurry and i didn't know they had a hole in the knee"
Jared padalecki "and you did't think to look and see if they had a hole in the knee"
Jensen ackles "i was in a hurry"
jensen ackles by samanddeansgirl21 September 21, 2020
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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