Cunche 

a disguised way to call someone a cunt

Paris Hilton is a Cunche

Cunche by Mudbloodprincess95 August 9, 2011

cunch of bunts 

A number of idiots. Usually 3 or more

"Look at them cunch of bunts wearing Justin Bieber t-shirts..."

cunch of bunts by WelshRuffster November 15, 2015

cruncheesey 

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

cruncheesey by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Cunther

As per top definition “... you know what isn’t a word? Cunther!” Spoken by Coach Steve in Big Mouth series 2 episode 10, ironically used by Jessie’s Hormone Monsteress Connie, as a derogatory description of Jessie’s mother Shanon as she is driving Jessie to a therapist:
:-)
Funny as fuck

Connie to Jessie re Shannon
“... Punch this Cunther in the face WHILE SHE’S DRIVING!!’”

Cunther by Lord Pooter of Wingham January 19, 2019

Cunther

Not a word.

You know what's not a word? Cunther.

Cunther by EnvoyArmageddon October 13, 2018

Custard Cruncher 

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

Custard Cruncher by custard001 September 26, 2018

Cunch 

Cunch means countryside, a place where drug dealers usually go to sell class A drugs away from the police and public.

AJ: Yo kev i might go cunch to sell some food
Kev: Yeah yeah i'll come too

Cunch by sexaiboi January 2, 2018