cuncher

A cuncher is someone who is to chicken shit to have sex with his roomate so he jerks off alone every night.

Cody walks into his dimly lit bathroom and finds his roomate exotically playing with her dildo. He freaks out and runs to his room and finds himself pulling out his flacid penis and jerks off all over his teddy bear. This is a cuncher. sadly a cuncher....

by Razr ramone May 17, 2006

Cunther

As per top definition “... you know what isn’t a word? Cunther!” Spoken by Coach Steve in Big Mouth series 2 episode 10, ironically used by Jessie’s Hormone Monsteress Connie, as a derogatory description of Jessie’s mother Shanon as she is driving Jessie to a therapist:
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Funny as fuck

Connie to Jessie re Shannon
“... Punch this Cunther in the face WHILE SHE’S DRIVING!!’”

by Lord Pooter of Wingham January 19, 2019

Cunther

Not a word.

You know what's not a word? Cunther.

by EnvoyArmageddon October 13, 2018

Custard Cruncher

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills. He takes it upon himself to ruin people's September by playing "All I want for Christmas is you".

Get off my radio you custard cruncher. You should be suspended.

by custard001 September 26, 2018

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

taco-cruncher

A contemptuous term for anyone Hispanic or half Hispanic.

You don't belong here taco-cruncher

by VibezXD May 22, 2023

mud crunchers

Another term for infantry.

Sgt.Random:Basicaly, we're mud crunchers.

Recruit:come again?

*boots the recruits face

Sgt.Random:where's the "sir"?

by sir mix-alot September 1, 2007