Cumstock

A situation much like the storage of cum. Smelly, old, crusty, really nothing you want anything to do with.

This place'll be a cumstock once the new bar moves into town

by hulamatrimoh August 26, 2008

Cumstacking

When four dudes circle jerk over different ideas and never result in final consensus.

There goes Tony, Lang, Don, and Nino cumstacking over what the next move is.

by Lint_In_My_Azz March 1, 2021

Cumstack

When people talk/debate extensively without an end decision and/or action, for example Tony, Nino, and Buddha...however it's not the same without Donnie.

Donnie used to cumstack, Sadge.

by DonnieUsedTo May 3, 2021

cumsock

A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.

I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.

by guyonvacation October 27, 2008

cumsock

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

Comstock Park

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.

Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.

by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

by metro anthony November 2, 2005