cumsock

A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.

I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.

by guyonvacation October 27, 2008

cumsock

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

cumsock

A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed

Marines

by Joe Resse February 6, 2003

Cumsock

A sock in which one Ejaculates in multiple times making it drier than your mom's pussy. It is the easiest way to get somebody pregnant.

I got my girlfriend pregnant today by shoving my Cumsock up her pussy.

by Draco_ January 26, 2021

Cumsock

When you find a hard sock in your brothers room

child: mom i found a weird cumsock in timmys room its rock solid

by NRdog March 16, 2021

CumSock

basically if there is a gross ass nasty ass mf slug and you pour white paint on it for some dumb ass reason you can call that bitch a cum sock

"look at this fuckin CumSock dude"

by Dahashbrowns November 29, 2021

cumsock

a cumsock is a sock you cum inside and keep for later cumming sessions

"jake has a cumsock. what a nasty mofo"

by miloz June 27, 2022