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cumsock
A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.
I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.
cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008
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cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020
cumsocket
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005
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