cumshocks 

The physical jerks caused by stimulation of an oversensitive penis, which has just ejaculated.

"She's such a tease in bed, she shakes my snake and gives me cumshocks after I chuck my muck."

cumshocks by Tormentil March 13, 2014

cumsock 

A man's sock, usually of the athletic variety, used to catch and collect semen. Boys normally use cumsocks to clean up after ejaculation. Also used...a cumrag. Cumsocks are generally easier to hide as crusty remnants can be easily mistaken for any other substance. Usually used to hide masturbatory behaviors from moms who do the laundry.

I couldn't find my cumsock, so I ejaculated on my chest and cleaned it up with an old t-shirt instead.

cumsock by guyonvacation October 27, 2008

cumsock 

sock filled with cum. can be used as a makeshift mace when dried.

"mum found the cumsock"

cumsock by dr cumsock November 9, 2020

Cumchucks 

Two old socks soaked with semen tied together with a used condom, used as a weapon.

Joe attacked the intruder with the cumchucks he keeps under his bed.

Cumchucks by rss1782 September 2, 2020

cumsocket

a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner

"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"

cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

cumlocks 

When you blow your load in a girls hair, then mix it all around, when it hardens, she has lovely cum locks

Man, did you see Sarah rockin' those cumlocks? She got it bad.

cumlocks by Jip! June 23, 2006

cumsock 

A sock that is used by the armed forces when traveling in close proximites in order to catch ejaculate while primin the pump in thier bed

Marines

cumsock by Joe Resse February 6, 2003