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Cumstacking 

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Use of ancient wisdom, herbs, chemicals, any means necessary to build monstrous quantities of ejaculate ( cum ) to blam all up in, or spackle onto, a partner.
I was cumstacking for a week and when I spackled my gift on her, she wept in gratitude.
Cumstacking by Blamupinit April 17, 2019

Cumstacking 

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Putting on and jerking off into someone else's used condoms.
Kalvin took his roommates used condom and started a cumstacking chain by putting it on himself and jerking off into it for the next person.
Cumstacking by undsioux7 February 27, 2023

Copstacking 

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When three law enforcement officers circle jerk over different charges and never result in a final decision.
There goes Wrangler, Divine, and Toretti copstacking over what the next bust is.
Copstacking by amatthew April 6, 2021

comstocking 

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1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.

cumsocking 

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Cumsocking is the process of cumming into a sock and then repeatedly slapping your partner in the face with it.
My girlfriend was being a real bitch last night, so I gave her a nice hour long cumsocking session.

Cum stacking

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Cum stacking is the process by which various ejaculatory supplements such as semenoid are used in order enhance a man's cum production. The ultimate goal of any cum stacker is to produce the hardest and largest cumshot possible. Cum stackers will stack various cum supplements in order to achieve the ultimate cum. Thus coins the term "cum stacking".
My cums have been pretty weak recently, so I've started cum stacking.
Cum stacking by PoopVender82 December 30, 2021
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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minimap 

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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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