Comstock

reformer, reformist, crusader, meliorist

He totally got it done!

I know, he's a real comstock.

by ying&yang October 18, 2008

Comstock

one who associates with another's dog

that girl was rolling around in the mud with my dog! What a comstock!

by Professor Goggleye-Aklibok, PhD November 7, 2005

Comstock

A word to describe a glutton, one who begs for food until he/she becomes so frustrated that he/she bites you on the leg. Typically a fat yet very attractive individual, slothful yet endearing. Sometimes has eye herpes and a missing front tooth.

He came over to hang out and ended up eating the entire pumpkin pie I made earlier for my family reunion tomorrow. I should have been mad at the comstock but he looked so helpless due to the resulting nausea that I just wanted to give him a hug.

by Meghan R. November 23, 2006

Comstock Park

City of about 10,000 residents just north of Grand Rapids, MI. Home to historical landmarks such as Nick Fink's Bar and Brenner's Bait Shop. A large road called West River Dr. runs through it, making it one of only two reasons anybody would be in Comstock Park and not live there. The other is Fifth Third Ballpark, formerly Old Kent Ballpark, and it is home to the West Michigan Whitecaps. Comstock Park has its own complete Public Schooling system, with a nearly 95% regret rate for college-bound graduates of its high school. It also is home to many major business franchises mostly housed on Alpine Ave, which is bordered by an elaborate and modern apartment complex called York Creek. The middle school is called Mill Creek. There's a Mill Creek Tavern. They are proud of their creeks. But the creeks are filled with pee and glass.

Person 1: Imma head into Comstock Park in a minute.

Person 2: Oh really? Can you pick me up some bait and a polar pop?

Person 1: Naw man you'd have to come with, I only have enough money to buy that dimebag.

by GreetingFriends May 27, 2011

Comstock Lode

A way of describing a quantity of something that totally kicks ass. Use like tits or money .

Nothing to do with the gold-find.

Did you see all those chips? It's the damn comstock lode of chips !

by Adam Malone January 30, 2005

Comstock Lode

Act of a man with a sterling Prince Albert cumming in a silver spoon and the bitch eat it.

Man, you shoulda seen the Comstock Lode I fed that bitch after we left the bar last night!

by ScottyPhillips March 12, 2011

comstock middle school

stop pretending you care about suicide. but comstock is still better than battle creek schools

comstock middle school is better than battle creek schools

by grubby_ipad.kid October 9, 2021