Cumspiracy 

When you find semen recently ejaculated on your belongings and it is unknown who did it or where it came from.

A student arrives at his dorm with a few of his friends after classes. He drops his things on the floor and sees his computer chair covered in semen. He knows he didn't masturbate that morning, so he looks at his friends.

"Who the fuck did this?!"
None of them answered.
"It's a cumspiracy." one of them whispered.

Cumspiracy by Filipwnage February 14, 2012

Cumspiracy 

Aka gang rape

Let's rape that beyotch. If we get caught we'll tell them it was a cumspiracy so we all get the blame.

Cumspiracy by JFight January 3, 2017

iphone conspiracy 

used by many 1D fans to speak on “larry stylinson”

“i mean if you google conspiracy on IPHONES.. you’re gonna get a conspiracy.. but there’s obviously no truth to it like ObViOuSlY🤩🤚🏻💫”

-louis tomlinson (iphone conspiracy)

iphone conspiracy by idkmanijustwantedtoputonething August 12, 2020

Conspiracy 

A collective noun that describes a group of drones.

A Conspiracy of Drones has been spotted flying over towns in Colorado and Nebraska.

Conspiracy by Shuffle Function January 6, 2020

Cornish conspiracy theory 

The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.

'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?

Cornish conspiracy theory by Hywell June 19, 2008

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes 

Many people like to say that muffins are ugly cupcakes.
This is my theory:
It is not that muffins are ugly cupcakes, but that cupcakes are altered and frosted muffins. The dye on them refers to tanning and the frosting refers to an excess amount of makeup. Cupcakes are whores in the muffin world, while muffins are pure and natural.

Now tell me, whose the ugly dessert now?

Belle: Muffins > Cupcakes
Monica: Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.
Jared: Actually, cupcakes are just altered muffins with makeup on. I call this the conspiracy theory against muffins and cupcakes.
Belle: So cupcakes are whores?
Jared: That would be weird because cupcakes are inanimate objects. But yes, exactly.

The Conspiracy Theory Against Muffins and Cupcakes by Jared Stein & Belle Miranda March 25, 2012

catspiracy 

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

catspiracy by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016